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TOP TEN REAL REASONS LES ASPIN IS LEAVING
10. Kept calling Clinton "President Bubba"
9. The nation's Defense Secretary shouldn't be scared to death of spiders
8. One word: Amway
7. Said he was "tired of hanging with a bunch of losers"
6. Don't ask, don't tell
5. Guilty admission that he'd stolen a hundred pairs of Clinton's shoes
4. Seeing "Mrs. Doubtfire" made him aware of life options he never knew
existed
3. Started every cabinet meeting by yelling, "Let's bomb the crap out of
Canada!"
2. He and Lorena are gonna try it again
1. Offered more money by CBS
Letterman, Monday, December 5, 1994 Originally aired 12/16/93
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1993